我只是对人生过敏

• 北纬

  2018-11-23
  -Are you crying?-No, I’m having an allergic reaction.-To what?-To life.
• 北纬

  2018-11-23
  True self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
• 北纬

  2018-11-23
  Friends who buy you food are friends for life.
• 北纬

  2018-11-23
  Old people at weddings always poke me and say “You’re next.” So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
• 北纬

  2018-11-23
  I don’t have birthdays. I level up.